“On one new year’s eve, I was celebrating at a restaurant with a bunch of friends and I decided to order a glass of red wine to accompany the countdown.
I randomly chose one and it went well to welcome in the new Year.
We stayed until after midnight and I ordered another glass f same red wine.
When it came to time to leave. I got my bill and noticed my second glass of the same wine cost more, I consulted the waiter, who told me that after midnight, the wine was technically one year older and had now become a “decade-old wine” – as compared to the original, unimpressive nine-year vintage- which, according to restaurant policy, costs more.
I’m happy to report that restaurant is closed now!”